2018 has been pretty eventful so far. We have kids eating tad pods, people creating ruckus over a fictional movie and men getting turned on by a school girl winking! Here’s another bizarre piece of information to add to the list- a conspiracy theory that Hollywood actor Keanu Reeves is actually immortal! Yes, it sounds exactly the way you’ve read it and we’ll tell you how!
First off, we have Mr. Paul Mounet, a 19th century French actor, who had a striking resemblance to Keanu Reeves. The resemblance is so uncanny that you really feel as if Keanu owns a time travelling machine! Not only are the physical similarities striking, but the fact that Mounet was a prominent actor in Paris really confuses us about the sheer universal coincidence! We just think Keanu dresses up in 19th century French clothing every now and then and sits down patiently to get himself painted.
It’s not just the uncanny resemblance but we actually think Keanu Reeves hasn’t aged a bit since his absolute childhood hit ‘Bill And Ted’s Excellent Adventure’! Which makes us believe that he’s either immortal or needs to tell us which age-defining cream he is using! I am guessing Olay? While one may wonder the extent of cosmetic surgeries or Botox he may have used to give him the youthfulness we see but then again, it’s been 29 years since he first appeared on screen and we really can’t tell the difference between then and now! Which really presents the greatest dilemmas of all time: is Keanu Reeves really immortal?
It’s not just his face that’s ageless, it’s the way he’s been dressing over the years too! He’s never really mixed up his style or experimented with clothes, ever! You will always find him in a black blazer and a t shirt underneath it. Style statement or sheer laziness, who is to know!
Well, this isn’t a theory cooked up in a MensXP Monday morning meeting! We aren’t that jobless! A poll conducted by the Tylt found that 74% of the people around the world think he is immortal! Who are we to contest that anyway?
Whether or not Keanu Reeves is immortal remains to be seen but for now we really hope and wish he continues his acting career as flawlessly as his never-ageing skin!