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It’s not really a good idea to look up to celebrities; after all, they are also human and idolizing them is kind of not okay, but there are always exceptions to the rule. One thing we can sometimes learn from our favourite celebs is how to troll, especially when it comes to people like Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively.

They are honestly a match made in trolling heaven and I’m just glad to witness their love for each other in such a hilarious way online. 

But, that’s just not enough; we also need to take pointers and learn how to properly troll, especially someone you’re dating, and you don’t want to end up being single. So, don’t worry, here’s a little guide on how to properly troll and keep things light and funny, brought to you by arguably the best celebrity couple out there – Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds. 

I feel like it would be inappropriate if I don’t start with the birthday wishes. I know everyone has seen it before like a million times, but it’s honestly so iconic, it needs to be seen again and again.

Happy Birthday to my amazing wife.

A post shared by Ryan Reynolds (@vancityreynolds) on Aug 25, 2017 at 8:20pm PDT

Happy Birthday, baby.

A post shared by Blake Lively (@blakelively) on Oct 23, 2017 at 3:25pm PDT

It’s so simple, yet so effective. 

Now that we have that out of the way, it’s time for the most recent one. As some people might know, Blake is currently promoting her newest movie “A Simple Favour”. 

â?“🖤🤫🖤ðŸ?¸ðŸ–¤â?“ @ASimpleFavor

— Blake Lively (@blakelively) May 26, 2018

But, Ryan doesn’t want to wait to uncover the success. 

You can tell me. We’re married. You once drove me to the hospital when you were giving birth. So… what the fuck happened to Emily?

— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) May 26, 2018

No, Blake is not one to give spoilers. 

Oh darling, of all the secrets I’m keeping from you, this should be the LEAST of your concerns… trust me.

— Blake Lively (@blakelively) May 26, 2018

This one is like two years old, but the hashtags are priceless. 

Now for this week’s WHO WORE IT BETTER… Reynolds vs Reynolds I vote for a reshoot:wearing only the mask. #Deadpool #RyanReynoldsRocksMySocks #CanSomeonePleaseGiveThatBearABreak

A post shared by Blake Lively (@blakelively) on Mar 27, 2015 at 6:44pm PDT

And, this one also. Old, but gold. 

Should I be concerned that my husband’s never looked at me this way?… #WhereAreThoseEyesWanderingReynolds #HelenMirrenIStheSexiestWomanAlive #WomanInGold

A post shared by Blake Lively (@blakelively) on Apr 3, 2015 at 9:27pm PDT

Another creative/hilarious/brilliant birthday wish. 

Just want to wish Billy Ray Cyrus the most special, magical birthday ever. I love you with all my heart. Also, Happy Birthday to my wife.

— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) August 25, 2016

Everyone’s taking notes, right?

That one time when #NoFilter on Instagram actually meant no filter. 


A post shared by Ryan Reynolds (@vancityreynolds) on Nov 6, 2017 at 2:27pm PST

That time when Ryan put an end to all the breakup rumours, once and for all. 

Deadpool Ryan Reynolds and wife Blake Lively struggling to spend ‘quality time’.#Deadpool2 #RyanReynolds @VancityReynolds

— IBTimes India (@ibtimes_india) March 31, 2018

I wish. I could use a little “me time”.

— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) March 31, 2018

Actually he’s somewhat of an expert when it comes to putting those divorce rumours to rest. 

We’re never splitting. She’ll always be my mom. No matter how much jazz-cabbage she smokes with her rollerblading friends.

— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) April 4, 2018

Yes, he really is very handsome and it’s the thought that counts, right?

@vancityreynolds made some Christmas cookies… 😳 …He’s verrry handsome though.

A post shared by Blake Lively (@blakelively) on Dec 22, 2017 at 12:37pm PST

Till now, Ryan is winning after literally trolling his wife in ‘Deadpool 2’. 

Ryan Reynolds And Blake Lively Trolling Each Other

I wonder if they maintain like a tally of who has won more rounds. That would actually be so cool. 

They also gave us some Valentine’s Day goals. 

And this one goes out to the insta gods: thank you. #HappyValentinesDay #CommentsByCelebs

A post shared by @ commentsbycelebs on Feb 14, 2018 at 6:45pm PST

Ryan can wait, the hairstyle is impressive for now.

If there’s one thing I’m infinitely proud of in this picture, it’s the incredible hair styling that I did on myself.

A post shared by Blake Lively (@blakelively) on Apr 8, 2018 at 11:04am PDT

Is Blake stalking him with fake accounts?

I’ve got to ask, what does your wife say about all these very explicit “fan requests” you get?  They ask for fucked up shit

— Scott Jenkins (@stormegeddon81) August 4, 2016

Pretty sure it’s my wife writing most of those. Sounds like her.

— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) August 4, 2016

He also plans on using Blake as a human shield. 

“I used to say to [Blake], “I would take a bullet for you. I could never love anything as much as I love you.” I would say that to my wife. And the second I looked in that baby’s eyes, I knew in that exact moment that if we were ever under attack, I would use my wife as a human shield to protect that baby.”

Okay, enough trolling now, here are some nice posts that prove that both of them really are #RelationshipGoals. 

“She always responds with empathy. She meets anger with empathy. She meets hate with empathy. She’ll take the time to imagine what happened to a person when they were five or six years old. And she’s made me a more empathetic person. I had a very fractured relationship with my father. Before he died, she made me remember things I didn’t want to remember. She made me remember the good times.”

A post shared by Humans of New York (@humansofny) on May 1, 2017 at 6:33pm PDT

Proud is a pitiful word to describe how I felt today. @vancityreynolds The permanence of your impact is undeniable …Always has been, but now we have a fancy 🌟to show for it. 😊

A post shared by Blake Lively (@blakelively) on Dec 15, 2016 at 8:17pm PST

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