Jul 302017
 

Just when you thought you’ve seen all that there is to see on everyone’s favourite photo-sharing app, Instagram, in walks Lorenz Valentino, dressed sharp as a knife in a full-body dinosaur suit that is custom-made for adults. Confused? 

Lorenz Valentino is our current favourite person to follow on Instagram for the simple reason that he’s downright hilarious. Model and actor, Valentino has been known to maintain an Instagram feed filled with his photographs posing with celebrities. Only, he isn’t posing as much as he is trolling, but in a rather harmless and fun way. 

Don’t know what I mean? 

Check this out for starters… 

I mean, we’re always up for Dino cleaning up after the First Lady Of The United States, Melania Trump!

#MelaniaTrump makes a brilliant First Lady. I mean just look at her. Yeah, she needs to improve her table manners but besides that, USA, you made a ‘great’ choice with @realdonaldtrump #buttholelips #firstlady #president #usa #ilovespaghetti

A post shared by Lorenz Valentino (@lorenzvalentino) on Feb 12, 2017 at 11:21am PST

 

 

And it gets funnier… like, with this picture of Beyonce being… well, Beyonce…

TWIIIIINNNNSSSS?!?!? @beyonce 😲😦😥😭 #desperate #helip #dinolicious #fundme #impregnant

A post shared by Lorenz Valentino (@lorenzvalentino) on Feb 4, 2017 at 9:54am PST

 

 

We bet Kylie’s current, Travis Scott, as well as her ex, Tyga would have something to say about this…

@kinggoldchains is not gonna be impressed when he sees this. And @kyliejenner you should think about a career in MMA. That was one hell of a cleavage choke #upsididitagain #naughty #dinolicious #topless #motorboat

A post shared by Lorenz Valentino (@lorenzvalentino) on Jan 29, 2017 at 6:30am PST

 

 

Or the fact that Taylor Swift has got some serious competition going on there…

When you know you got the moves 🔥â?¤ @taylorswift  #love #dancing #dancingqueen #dinolicious #tension #tzzz

A post shared by Lorenz Valentino (@lorenzvalentino) on Nov 21, 2016 at 11:11am PST

 

 

Didn’t Mirranda Kerr just get married? Would we find this on Snapchat by any chance?

Had a couple of drinks today with the lovely @mirandakerr until i couldn’t hold it anymore…feeding the fish  #peeandfeelfree #mirandakerr #dinolicious #justletitrun

A post shared by Lorenz Valentino (@lorenzvalentino) on Aug 11, 2016 at 1:03pm PDT

 

 

Haha okay, this is funny, Cara!

Sooo!!! @terryrichardson really surprised me yesterday. Unfortunately, they didn’t like my makeup from yesterday 🙁 however, when I arrived he had talked @caradelevingne into stopping by, too.  She’s so goofy. She was like ‘draw me some armpit pubes’ She’s so professional. Love you, Cara. Do you prefer her with hair or without? Tell me, I’ll tell her! #armpitpubes #tickletickle #seriesoffun #cara #newyorkbaby #goofy #dinolicious

A post shared by Lorenz Valentino (@lorenzvalentino) on Jul 14, 2016 at 9:57am PDT

 

 

Okay, this definitely takes the cake!

Comment if you know who did this. Got slipped some roofies and found myself in #kanyewest video#famous along with @georgewbush #annawintour @realdonaldtrump @badgalriri @chrisbrownofficial @kimkardashian @rayj @amberrose @caitlynjenner and #billcosby still a virgin so won’t be pressing charges #dinolicious #musicvideo #fame #stars #whobroughtmehere #nakedwithdino

A post shared by Lorenz Valentino (@lorenzvalentino) on Jun 26, 2016 at 6:05am PDT

 

 

Did Deadpool have any words for this?

@vancityreynolds has asked me several times now ‘Dino, what is your super strength?’ due to my appearances in #superman and #deadpool.  But is there anything more powerful than a plunger when you have a blocked toilet? But he just doesn’t understand! #power #fight #dinoninja #plunge #ryanreynolds #badass #dinolook #dinolicious

A post shared by Lorenz Valentino (@lorenzvalentino) on Apr 17, 2016 at 11:03am PDT

 

 

We know where Beckham got those tattoos from now!

@davidbeckham came into my tattoo studio the other day. He asked me for a #dinolicous tattoo on his back. Guess what he got? Share in comments! #beckham #tattoo #inked #bff #123overbodyfree #dinostyletattoo

A post shared by Lorenz Valentino (@lorenzvalentino) on Apr 10, 2016 at 11:20am PDT

 

Basically, you get the gist… Lorenz is plenty funny. Also, we might want to loan the dino suit sometime.

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