Just when you thought you’ve seen all that there is to see on everyone’s favourite photo-sharing app, Instagram, in walks Lorenz Valentino, dressed sharp as a knife in a full-body dinosaur suit that is custom-made for adults. Confused?
Lorenz Valentino is our current favourite person to follow on Instagram for the simple reason that he’s downright hilarious. Model and actor, Valentino has been known to maintain an Instagram feed filled with his photographs posing with celebrities. Only, he isn’t posing as much as he is trolling, but in a rather harmless and fun way.
Don’t know what I mean?
Check this out for starters…
I mean, we’re always up for Dino cleaning up after the First Lady Of The United States, Melania Trump!
#MelaniaTrump makes a brilliant First Lady. I mean just look at her. Yeah, she needs to improve her table manners but besides that, USA, you made a ‘great’ choice with @realdonaldtrump #buttholelips #firstlady #president #usa #ilovespaghetti
And it gets funnier… like, with this picture of Beyonce being… well, Beyonce…
TWIIIIINNNNSSSS?!?!? @beyonce 😲😦😥😠#desperate #helip #dinolicious #fundme #impregnant
We bet Kylie’s current, Travis Scott, as well as her ex, Tyga would have something to say about this…
@kinggoldchains is not gonna be impressed when he sees this. And @kyliejenner you should think about a career in MMA. That was one hell of a cleavage choke #upsididitagain #naughty #dinolicious #topless #motorboat
Or the fact that Taylor Swift has got some serious competition going on there…
When you know you got the moves 🔥� @taylorswift #love #dancing #dancingqueen #dinolicious #tension #tzzz
Didn’t Mirranda Kerr just get married? Would we find this on Snapchat by any chance?
Had a couple of drinks today with the lovely @mirandakerr until i couldn’t hold it anymore…feeding the fish #peeandfeelfree #mirandakerr #dinolicious #justletitrun
Haha okay, this is funny, Cara!
Sooo!!! @terryrichardson really surprised me yesterday. Unfortunately, they didn’t like my makeup from yesterday 🙁 however, when I arrived he had talked @caradelevingne into stopping by, too. She’s so goofy. She was like ‘draw me some armpit pubes’ She’s so professional. Love you, Cara. Do you prefer her with hair or without? Tell me, I’ll tell her! #armpitpubes #tickletickle #seriesoffun #cara #newyorkbaby #goofy #dinolicious
Okay, this definitely takes the cake!
Comment if you know who did this. Got slipped some roofies and found myself in #kanyewest video#famous along with @georgewbush #annawintour @realdonaldtrump @badgalriri @chrisbrownofficial @kimkardashian @rayj @amberrose @caitlynjenner and #billcosby still a virgin so won’t be pressing charges #dinolicious #musicvideo #fame #stars #whobroughtmehere #nakedwithdino
Did Deadpool have any words for this?
@vancityreynolds has asked me several times now ‘Dino, what is your super strength?’ due to my appearances in #superman and #deadpool. But is there anything more powerful than a plunger when you have a blocked toilet? But he just doesn’t understand! #power #fight #dinoninja #plunge #ryanreynolds #badass #dinolook #dinolicious
We know where Beckham got those tattoos from now!
@davidbeckham came into my tattoo studio the other day. He asked me for a #dinolicous tattoo on his back. Guess what he got? Share in comments! #beckham #tattoo #inked #bff #123overbodyfree #dinostyletattoo
Basically, you get the gist… Lorenz is plenty funny. Also, we might want to loan the dino suit sometime.