There are people who love Dan Bilzerian and love to follow whatever he does, which he religiously documents on his social media accounts, and there are people hate him for being sexist. And, then there are people who honestly don’t give a damn about him, like me, but the fact is that he can’t be ignored, something he has proven time and again.
With over 23 million followers on Instagram, this self-proclaimed ‘King of Instagram’ sure knows how to catch everyone’s attention. Actually, it’s quite simple – he is constantly surrounded by beautiful women, fast cars, stacks of money, huge guns and is always partying, which is apparently a dream come true for any guy, and that’s why everyone follows him because they’re jealous of his life, and aspire to live like that one day…probably.
But, whatever said and done, his life seems pretty cool on Instagram, and the carefree lifestyle he has is actually an inspiration to many. On the occasion of his 37th birthday, here are 37 times he probably made you jealous of him, and hate your life a little bit.
1. He delivered an appropriate tribute to Hugh Hefner.
#RIP Hugh Hefner, you always were a big inspiration, rest easy legend
2. His caption says it all.
The formality before fucking
3. He takes a vacation whenever he wants.
Exploring the island
4. Okay, honestly that looks really fun.
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5. Just swimming with sharks, no biggie.
Look kinda like wolverine
6. When is he away from the beach, though?
Roof was made for jumping
7. Oh right, when he’s doing this.
8. When is it coming on Netflix?
The plan is to do a TV show on me running a weed dispensary open to the public in Vegas, been in meetings all week
9. Is that even safe?
Nailed it
10. What happened to the good ol’ pizza and a movie?
Going on a date
11. His way of celebrating Women’s Day.
It’s #internationalwomensday be thankful
12. Very casual, everyday thing.
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13. Oh, just playing video games with Steve Aoki and T-Pain.
Battling @steveaoki @tpain
14. Living the good life.
80 degrees in November, feelin good
15. Literally.
Livin @frenchmontana @aquaamarina @caitlin__oconnor @corinjamieleeclark @panktibarbie @kaseyreiss
16. What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas?
To Vegas
17. Okay.
If you like drinking, bad decisions, sex with strangers and gambling come to my @blitztv launch party at @marqueelv pool on oct 30th #dayclubdome
18. Again, his caption says it all.
My team said to post more conservative things so we can get big money from brands, but fuck that, imma just keep livin
19. Just chilling.
Wet w @steveaoki @aquaamarina @missyolivares @laurenblakeee @mariatuleeva
20. What is this obsession with turtles, though?
More turtles
21. Why can’t I go on a vacation whenever I want?
Flying to Lake Powell tomorrow, all these board meetings got me needing a vacation
22. A regular Friday for him, I assume.
It’s Friday, great
23. Okay, Dan.
Not bad for not sober
24. Don’t any of them have any jobs?
Watermelon on the water
25. Like seriously, how?
Breaking in my new slippers
26. The only way to have sleepovers.
Thanks @toddphillips1 for the @wardogsmovie screener, great movie, tell Warner Brothers don’t worry, I watched it solo like they asked #WarDogs #Ad
27. Oh wow, no girls for a change.
Good times with @bambam0069 and the Purple Heart combat vets @rogue1_muscle @beards_and_bandanas @cameronjstuart @jrey_4 . Give them a follow & thank them for taking a bullet or shrapnel so you didn’t have to
28. Oh wait, they’re back.
Wakeboarding
29. Yes, everyone was just focussing on the fruit, Dan.
This is some good fruit
30. Flying to a different country just for food. #LifeGoals?
The food in France sucked, so we flying to Milan because they have good beef carpaccio
31. You drunk call your ex, he drunk wins half a million dollars. Okay, now I might be a little jealous.
Came in hammered after the club and beat these old bastards for over 1/2 million in an hour
32. Well, he’s still surrounded by pussy(cats), though.
My life isn’t always crazy
33. Is he compensating for something?
Just here waiting for someone to try and jack our car stereo
34. Just a really cool picture.
Swimming 📸 @ryzphoto
35. Back to the beach.
Life before my bicycle bet
36. So fancy.
Headed to Big Sur to write some more scripts for my cartoon w @_andreeacristina
37. So basically, screw you, Dan.
Hey look at me, I’m with girls