Dec 072017
 

There are people who love Dan Bilzerian and love to follow whatever he does, which he religiously documents on his social media accounts, and there are people hate him for being sexist. And, then there are people who honestly don’t give a damn about him, like me, but the fact is that he can’t be ignored, something he has proven time and again.

With over 23 million followers on Instagram, this self-proclaimed ‘King of Instagram’ sure knows how to catch everyone’s attention. Actually, it’s quite simple – he is constantly surrounded by beautiful women, fast cars, stacks of money, huge guns and is always partying, which is apparently a dream come true for any guy, and that’s why everyone follows him because they’re jealous of his life, and aspire to live like that one day…probably. 

But, whatever said and done, his life seems pretty cool on Instagram, and the carefree lifestyle he has is actually an inspiration to many. On the occasion of his 37th birthday, here are 37 times he probably made you jealous of him, and hate your life a little bit.

1. He delivered an appropriate tribute to Hugh Hefner.

#RIP Hugh Hefner, you always were a big inspiration, rest easy legend

A post shared by Dan Bilzerian (@danbilzerian) on Sep 27, 2017 at 9:24pm PDT

2. His caption says it all.

The formality before fucking

A post shared by Dan Bilzerian (@danbilzerian) on Oct 29, 2017 at 1:28pm PDT

3. He takes a vacation whenever he wants.

Exploring the island

A post shared by Dan Bilzerian (@danbilzerian) on Aug 23, 2017 at 9:03pm PDT

4. Okay, honestly that looks really fun.

⬅� Swipe Left 😂 📷: @brendononeal

A post shared by Dan Bilzerian (@danbilzerian) on Aug 21, 2017 at 1:01am PDT

5. Just swimming with sharks, no biggie.

Look kinda like wolverine

A post shared by Dan Bilzerian (@danbilzerian) on Aug 16, 2017 at 1:48am PDT

6. When is he away from the beach, though?

Roof was made for jumping

A post shared by Dan Bilzerian (@danbilzerian) on Aug 13, 2017 at 5:14pm PDT

7. Oh right, when he’s doing this.

A post shared by Dan Bilzerian (@danbilzerian) on Jul 20, 2017 at 4:04am PDT

8. When is it coming on Netflix?

The plan is to do a TV show on me running a weed dispensary open to the public in Vegas, been in meetings all week

A post shared by Dan Bilzerian (@danbilzerian) on Jun 26, 2017 at 10:54am PDT

9. Is that even safe?

Nailed it

A post shared by Dan Bilzerian (@danbilzerian) on Jun 11, 2017 at 1:23pm PDT

10. What happened to the good ol’ pizza and a movie?

Going on a date

A post shared by Dan Bilzerian (@danbilzerian) on May 26, 2017 at 2:51pm PDT

11. His way of celebrating Women’s Day.

It’s #internationalwomensday be thankful

A post shared by Dan Bilzerian (@danbilzerian) on Mar 8, 2017 at 9:51am PST

12. Very casual, everyday thing.

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A post shared by Dan Bilzerian (@danbilzerian) on Feb 22, 2017 at 10:27am PST

13. Oh, just playing video games with Steve Aoki and T-Pain.

Battling @steveaoki @tpain

A post shared by Dan Bilzerian (@danbilzerian) on Jan 6, 2017 at 11:04am PST

14. Living the good life.

80 degrees in November, feelin good

A post shared by Dan Bilzerian (@danbilzerian) on Nov 12, 2016 at 3:44pm PST

15. Literally.

Livin @frenchmontana @aquaamarina @caitlin__oconnor @corinjamieleeclark @panktibarbie @kaseyreiss

A post shared by Dan Bilzerian (@danbilzerian) on Oct 30, 2016 at 4:33pm PDT

16. What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas?

To Vegas

A post shared by Dan Bilzerian (@danbilzerian) on Oct 29, 2016 at 4:05pm PDT

17. Okay.

If you like drinking, bad decisions, sex with strangers and gambling come to my @blitztv launch party at @marqueelv pool on oct 30th #dayclubdome

A post shared by Dan Bilzerian (@danbilzerian) on Oct 18, 2016 at 5:23am PDT

18. Again, his caption says it all.

My team said to post more conservative things so we can get big money from brands, but fuck that, imma just keep livin

A post shared by Dan Bilzerian (@danbilzerian) on Oct 11, 2016 at 12:43am PDT

19. Just chilling.

Wet w @steveaoki @aquaamarina @missyolivares @laurenblakeee @mariatuleeva

A post shared by Dan Bilzerian (@danbilzerian) on Oct 9, 2016 at 10:30pm PDT

20. What is this obsession with turtles, though?

More turtles

A post shared by Dan Bilzerian (@danbilzerian) on Sep 30, 2016 at 1:37am PDT

21. Why can’t I go on a vacation whenever I want?

Flying to Lake Powell tomorrow, all these board meetings got me needing a vacation

A post shared by Dan Bilzerian (@danbilzerian) on Sep 27, 2016 at 11:13am PDT

22. A regular Friday for him, I assume.

It’s Friday, great

A post shared by Dan Bilzerian (@danbilzerian) on Sep 23, 2016 at 6:04pm PDT

23. Okay, Dan.

Not bad for not sober

A post shared by Dan Bilzerian (@danbilzerian) on Sep 5, 2016 at 10:46pm PDT

24. Don’t any of them have any jobs?

Watermelon on the water

A post shared by Dan Bilzerian (@danbilzerian) on Sep 4, 2016 at 3:08am PDT

25. Like seriously, how?

Breaking in my new slippers

A post shared by Dan Bilzerian (@danbilzerian) on Aug 20, 2016 at 5:03pm PDT

26. The only way to have sleepovers.

Thanks @toddphillips1 for the @wardogsmovie screener, great movie, tell Warner Brothers don’t worry, I watched it solo like they asked #WarDogs #Ad

A post shared by Dan Bilzerian (@danbilzerian) on Aug 17, 2016 at 4:30pm PDT

27. Oh wow, no girls for a change.

Good times with @bambam0069 and the Purple Heart combat vets @rogue1_muscle @beards_and_bandanas @cameronjstuart @jrey_4 . Give them a follow & thank them for taking a bullet or shrapnel so you didn’t have to

A post shared by Dan Bilzerian (@danbilzerian) on Aug 10, 2016 at 10:24am PDT

28. Oh wait, they’re back.

Wakeboarding

A post shared by Dan Bilzerian (@danbilzerian) on Jul 11, 2016 at 5:13pm PDT

29. Yes, everyone was just focussing on the fruit, Dan.

This is some good fruit

A post shared by Dan Bilzerian (@danbilzerian) on Jun 27, 2016 at 10:25am PDT

30. Flying to a different country just for food. #LifeGoals?

The food in France sucked, so we flying to Milan because they have good beef carpaccio

A post shared by Dan Bilzerian (@danbilzerian) on Jun 23, 2016 at 8:57am PDT

31. You drunk call your ex, he drunk wins half a million dollars. Okay, now I might be a little jealous.

Came in hammered after the club and beat these old bastards for over 1/2 million in an hour

A post shared by Dan Bilzerian (@danbilzerian) on May 29, 2016 at 6:09am PDT

 32. Well, he’s still surrounded by pussy(cats), though.

My life isn’t always crazy

A post shared by Dan Bilzerian (@danbilzerian) on May 22, 2016 at 3:09am PDT

33. Is he compensating for something?

Just here waiting for someone to try and jack our car stereo

A post shared by Dan Bilzerian (@danbilzerian) on May 10, 2016 at 5:29pm PDT

34. Just a really cool picture.

Swimming 📸 @ryzphoto

A post shared by Dan Bilzerian (@danbilzerian) on Apr 12, 2016 at 11:34pm PDT

35. Back to the beach.

Life before my bicycle bet

A post shared by Dan Bilzerian (@danbilzerian) on Feb 25, 2016 at 4:20pm PST

36. So fancy.

Headed to Big Sur to write some more scripts for my cartoon w @_andreeacristina

A post shared by Dan Bilzerian (@danbilzerian) on Feb 11, 2016 at 6:23pm PST

37. So basically, screw you, Dan.

Hey look at me, I’m with girls

A post shared by Dan Bilzerian (@danbilzerian) on Feb 6, 2016 at 7:42pm PST

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