Ryan ‘Deadpool’ Reynolds is known for his wicked sense of humour, just like the character he plays. He just proved it yet again by sharing a rejection letter from ‘Iron Man’ Tony Stark himself on Instagram. The post, however, was just a hilariously crooked way of congratulating Marvel Studios on the success of ‘Avengers: Infinity War’. Aww. Take a look.

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The post says: From a guy who never knows when to quit, I’m glad you guys never did. Congrats #Avengers. The letter is printed on Stark Industries Stationery, and is stained with coffee and blood (fitting, tbh). It’s stern and no-nonsense. It reads:

“Re: Joining the Avengers.”

No.

Absolutely not.

Go bother Prof. X.

No.

Sincerely,

Tony Stark.

The letter, however, is dated April 14, 2012, a few weeks before the premiere of the first Avengers movie. The fact that Deadpool chose to share it now is interesting, in a characteristically ‘Deadpool’ way. That’s the level of petty we aspire to achieve. We’re not explaining anything because hey, we still aren’t ready to give out spoilers for those of you who haven’t watched the movie yet.

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‘Avengers: Infinity Wars’ is arguably the most anticipated Marvel movie ever, and it has already made $250 Million in its domestic opening weekend, dethroning ‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’ as North America’s highest grossing film of all-time. To be noted: The release of ‘Deadpool 2’ is just around the corner and we really need it to get over the mood ‘Avengers: Infinity War’ has put us in.

Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson welcomed a baby girl, his third daughter, on Monday. She is his second daughter with partner Lauren Hashian. He made the announcement through an Instagram post – a picture of him holding his bundle of joy on his chest – and a long and extremely heartfelt tribute to his family (rather, all families, as he spoke about the magical bond that exists between fathers and daughters).

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The post read as follows:

Skin to skin. Our mana. 

Blessed and proud to bring another strong girl into this world. 

Tiana Gia Johnson came into this world like a force of nature and Mama @laurenhashianofficial labored and delivered like a true rockstar. 

I was raised and surrounded by strong, loving women all my life, but after participating in baby Tia’s delivery, it’s hard to express the new level of love, respect and admiration I have for @laurenhashianofficial and all mamas and women out there. 

Word to the wise gentlemen, it’s critical to be by your lady’s head when she’s delivering, being as supportive as you can.. holding hands, holding legs, whatever you can do. But, if you really want to understand the single most powerful and primal moment life will ever offer – watch your child being born. Its a life changer and the respect and admiration you have for a woman, will forever be boundless. 

And to my third and youngest daughter, Tiana Gia – like I did when your two older sisters Simone Alexandra and Jasmine Lia were born, you have my word, I’ll love, protect, guide and make ya laugh for the rest of my life. 

Your crazy dad has many responsibilities and wears many hats in this big ol’ world, but being your dad will always be the one I’m most proud to wear. 

Oh and one more thing.. you’re gonna love rollin’ in daddy’s pick up truck. 

#TianaGiaJohnson🌺 

#3rdDaughter #BlessesAndGratefulMan #ImInTROUBLE

With his tattoos and his strong yet tender embrace, The Rock is totally giving us ‘Moana’ flashbacks. He even chose a name that rhymes with Moana – ‘Tiana’. Coincidence? Probably not.

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He had made the announcement on December 12th with a heartwarming Instagram post that read the following:

Our Jasmine Lia would like to make a big announcement – IT’S A GIRL! 🌺

@laurenhashianofficial and I are boundlessly grateful for this blessing as this spring we’ll welcome our second baby. 

Plus, Jazzy is excited to boss around and protect her lil’ sis.

And once again, big daddy is completely surrounded by beautiful estrogen and loving, powerful female mana. 

All girls. One dude. And a boy dog. 

I wouldn’t have it any other way. 

#ItsAGirl #GratefulMan #TequilaTime

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All we can say is ‘Congratulations!’ to the doting dad, and wish the little angel all the happiness in the world.

Potterheads unite. It’s time to take your wands out, for the adventure we all have been waiting for is finally here. Yes, the first official trailer of Fantastic Beasts 2: The Crimes Of Grindelwald is here. Let’s just say it’s time to freak out. Before you do that, though, let’s talk about 5 things to freak out about.

1. At the beginning of the trailer, we see ministry officials apparating inside Hogwarts. How are they doing it? You can’t just apparate inside Hogwarts! Does that mean we’ll get to uncover something we didn’t know earlier?

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2. Jude Law makes a handsome Dumbledore, but does he measure up? We kind of saw a young Dumbledore earlier in Voldemort’s childhood, and that version is still haunting us. But you have to agree, Jude does have the charisma. Fingers crossed!

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3. Our favourite Jacob Kowalski is back. Wait, what? YES!

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4. Dumbledore entrusts Newt with the mammoth job of incarcerating Grindelwald. Does it remind you of something? Can you draw a parallel? A much older Dumbledore and a young Harry in Newt’s place – except this time the bad guy was Voldemort. Wow.

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5. Newt has a battle-buddy. Who is that?

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All we can say is WE CAN’T KEEP CALM!

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