Everyone knows Christian Bale is an extremely dedicated person. No matter what he does, he gives it his all, and then some. But, let’s start a new conspiracy theory – Christian Bale is not even a human being, he’s just a shapeshifter. Actually, I’m pretty sure this theory already exists but let’s just take a minute and review all the evidence, because come on, someone who can do this is not real, he can’t be.
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So, let the investigation begin.
In 2000, he bulked up to play killer perfectionist Patrick Bateman in ‘American Psycho’.
But, then in a few years, he undid all the hard work he put in to achieve that enviable physique by putting in more work to shed a ton of weight for ‘The Machinist’ in 2004.
It looks so scary, honestly. His famous skeletal frame for this movie was achieved through a diet of “water, an apple and one cup of coffee per day, with the occasional whiskey.” Apparently after losing about 30kgs, he wanted to go even further, but producers had to stop him because he could have died.
Okay, this could be believable, but then, in just 6 short months he looked like this to play the lead role in ‘Batman Begins’.
Like, do you really expect me to believe that no supernatural power wasn’t involved in this?
Apparently, he achieved this with a high-protein diet and regime involving heavy-core, plyometrics and resistance training, and packed on a whopping 45kgs, only for Christopher Nolan to turn around and tell him to lose about 10 because he got a bit too fat. But, the whole working out so much is just a cover story, right? Changing how he looks shouldn’t have been a problem for him as it is.
Because the next big transformation was of a crackhead for ‘The Fighter’ in 2010.
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Who is this guy? He doesn’t look like Christian Bale one bit.
Now, let’s bring out the big guns. For ‘American Hustle’ in 2013, he gained a ton of weight and made everyone question that how was this guy ever Batman.
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He claims that he achieved this by gorging on an endless amount of junk food, but you’re not fooling us, Christian.
And, now the last bit of evidence in this very serious investigation.
A few months ago, he debuted his latest look where he looked so unrecognizable while preparing to portray former US Vice President Dick Cheney in an up-coming bio pic ‘Basketcase’.
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Apparently, the actor credits his transformation to ‘eating a lot of pies’.
I think this is enough proof for now that this guy is definitely not human. Christian, we’re on to you.