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4 Kapoors That Didn't Care About Sonam Kapoor's Wedding

May 082018

One of the biggest Kapoor weddings in the recent times has finally happened in Mumbai today. Sonam Kapoor just tied the knot with Anand Ahuja (her recently-acquired boyfriend) at a sea-facing venue in Bandstand, Mumbai. Of course, the closest ones to the families, including most of Bollywood’s Kapoors, were present on the couple’s big day. Most, as we said.

To be honest, not every single Kapoor who’s known to the family decided to attend the wedding. While it’s known whether they were invited or not (they should have been), all we know is: a few Kapoors were completely MIA on Sonam Kapoor’s wedding day. Though, we hope to spot them at the wedding reception tonight, here’s a list of the Kapoors that gave the past three days a miss:

1. Ranbir Kapoor

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While it’s completely unknown why Ranbir took a miss on Sonam’s wedding day, what we know is: he was definitely in town. On occasion #1 of Sonam’s mehendi at home, the actor was spotted attending the Raazi premiere alongside his rumored girlfriend, Alia Bhatt. Following the same pattern, last night, during Sonam’s Mehendi/Sangeet ceremony for one and all, Ranbir was amiss. And well, there he was: attending Isha Ambani’s engagement ceremony. LOL.

2. Shraddha Kapoor

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Shraddha may not be directly related to Sonam’s family, but she has been seen hanging around with Bollywood’s in-house fashionista. Though, in the past, the two have been at logger-heads, they both confirmed that they have nothing against each other. But while Shraddha’s brother Siddhant Kapoor was present for a few festivities for Sonam’s wedding, Shraddha was nowhere to be found. Hmm?

3. Rishi Kapoor

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Much like his son, daddy Rishi Kapoor, too, preferred giving Sonam Kapoor’s wedding a big ignorance letter. Though, let’s admit: he wasn’t seen around anywhere in Mumbai during this time, we’re wondering whether he wasn’t invited or was just not interested in attending it. Whatever said and done, we hope to spot him at the reception tonight.

4. Ekta Kapoor

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Ekta Kapoor is the co-producer of Sonam Kapoor’s upcoming movie ‘Veere Di Wedding’. But while that’s factual knowledge, what’s to discuss is the fact that she wasn’t seen anywhere at the wedding festivities. Was this a conscious decision of not letting work mix with personal relations? Or did they have a fall-out during the promotions? We’re not quite sure.

Uday Chopra's Drastic Transformation From His 'Dhoom' Avatar To Dad Bod Has Got Us Shook

Celebrities

Oct 042017

There are transformations. And then there are transformations of a rich producer-kid who, to be honest, lost significance in our lives after playing a supporting actor to tall (and that’s all)—Abhishek Bachchan. Case in point: Uday Chopra, son of OG Yash Chopra, brother of an invisible mega-producer, who just shocked us with his recent pictures of him. Now hold your breath and blood pressure for this image…

Absolute shocker? Check. Dad jeans? Check. Sweat patches? Check. Salt-and-pepper facial hair? Check. Basically, this is R. Madhavan’s transformation gone completely wrong. But here’s what we think: Chips are sacred. While watching soccer or casually drinking beers, we men…love chips. Unfortunately, an overdose of it can result in weight gain. So, really, Mr. Chopra is just the result of a natural process. Fair. Or is this the sign of a mysterious comeback role in a multi-crore movie to-be-produced by Yash Raj? Only time will tell…

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Plus, the man’s 44. Even a good looker like David Beckham would have gotten grey hair at 40. Being the smart ass he is, he turned it around by dying them black. Uday, on the contrary, is concerned about the quality of his hair. He’s a sensible guy, dude. Let’s give it to him!

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In conclusion, we’re all praises for the lad. For being his smart-ass self (see Twitter). For not succumbing to the glamour industry’s pressures and demands. And, for setting the benchmark for ‘I’ll eat what I want and there’s no one that can tell me otherwise…’

Uday Chopra's Recent Transformation © Viral Bhayani

Nargis Fakhri, take him back now?

Penis Contouring Is Actually A Thing And It Might Bring Your Girlfriend Closer To You

Celebrities

Jul 132017

Penis is life. Life is penis. You’re wanking it almost all the time. And…that’s nothing. Even your girlfriend loves it. Including her mouth. It’s such a lovely thing to nibble on, after all. But most primarily, it’s your f-ing tool. It’s your piece of meat, that should only be shared with a hole. And care to disagree—there’s nothing you don’t like doing with your dong. Staring at it casually, clicking it in portrait mode or humping into pillows, you’ve probably done it all. But ever thought of grazing it with a make-up brush? Doesn’t sound as pleasurable now, does it? Whatever your opinion, using make-up brushes on your penis is actually a thing. AKA ‘penis contouring’, here’s all we know about it…

First and foremost, google ‘contouring’ if you don’t know what it means. Its a popular make-up technique, that uses shadows and highlights to define a woman’s face. If you’ve ever stared at your girl putting make-up on for a date, looking like a clown with lines of pancake all over her face, she was probably just contouring. But why should men do the same and that too, on their penis? Honestly, I don’t seem to have a clue. But if YouTube make-up star, Jeffree Star’s recent video is any proof, the man is totally into sculpting his thang.

Somewhere half way through the video, Jeffree makes an interesting confession about the term ‘penis contouring’. He admitted, “I contour my shaft a lot.” But his co-star in the video had a valid question coming—do you contour it when it’s hard or flaccid? The answer came quick, “When it’s hard, so that when it goes back down it just looks really like (makes a weird noise)!” Watch the entire video here:

Unfortunately, there’s no validation on the trend. Apart from its mention in a globally recognised make-up star’s video. Which to me, is a big affirmation. But the big question is: is it just another version of the balls-blender bullshit? To make a video go viral for the sake of a larger following? Take my advice and don’t give a f*ck.

Lionel Messis Wedding Pictures Are Here And The Couple Looks Insanely Happy

Celebrities

Jul 012017

Argentine footballer and global idol, Lionel Messi just tied the knot with his childhood lover, Antonela Roccuzzo in a ceremony that was held at a hotel in Rosario. Of course, it featured the hottest WAGs, footballers we’ve aspired to grow up into and the one and only…Shakira. Take a peek into the couple’s celebration…

Boda de @antoroccuzzo88 y @leomessi en Rosario ??| 30.06.2017 #FCBWags #fcbarcelonawags #FCB #FCBarcelona #Messi #leomessi #antonellaroccuzzo

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#messi ????????

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Esta historia comenzó desde muy chicos, hoy tiene su capítulo en el altar. #labodadelaño #labodademessi #messi #AntoRocuzzo

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Lionel #Messi with the most awkward #wedding #kiss in the history of humanity…#Love #Barcelona #Argentina #LaLiga

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Boda de @antoroccuzzo88 y @leomessi en Rosario ??| 30.06.2017 #FCBWags #fcbarcelonawags #FCB #FCBarcelona #Messi #leomessi #antonellaroccuzzo #thiagomessi

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Que lindos #Repost @casarpontocom ??? Bom dia com essa foto linda dos noivos Lionel #messi e Antonella! Os filhos do casal, Mateo e Thiago, foram os pajens da cerimônia!

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And now, for the most dapper attendees, with their WAGs in tow…

1. Cesc Fabregas

2. Luis Suarez

3. Sergio Romero

4. Xavi

5. Ezequlel Lavezzi

6. Angel Di Maria

7. Carles Puyol

And saving the best for last…Shakira!

Se casó Leo Messi con Antonela Roccuzzo y la fiesta estalló de famosos y glamour. Acá las botineras del Barça! #messiwedding #messi #leomessi #AntonelaRoccuzzo #casamiento #boda #justmarried #party #Shakira

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A Man Flips His Lid Over Starbucks For Forcing Him Into The Bathroom 11 Times In A Day

Celebrities

Jul 012017

It happens to people. It has even happened to you. But you probably haven’t ever blown it out of proportion. Loosies, poop rivers or whatever the hell you wanna call them, happen to one and all. But for Demit Strato, a New York resident and frequenter of Starbucks, things really turned nasty on that fateful day. On his recent visit to a nearby Starbucks, Mr. Strato requested a Venti Iced Coffee, to be prepared with soy milk. But little did he know—he received one that was blended with regular milk instead. But before he figured it out, it was too late. He was already in his washroom, using kilometres of toilet paper…

He posted his ordeal on Starbucks’ official Facebook page and it made for something that’ll leave you in splits…

Our prayers are with you, Demit. May the river stop flowing.