Things That Happen At Every Big Fat Punjabi Shaadi, Featuring Sonam And Anand's Reception
Sonam Kapoor and Anand Ahuja are finally married. Yay!
If you were wondering – or complaining in the comments – we are almost done with all the articles about it, I promise.
Have you ever been to a Punjabi wedding? It honestly lives up to all the stereotypes and everyone needs to experience it at least once in their life.
Yes, the wedding was yesterday morning and it was beautiful and all, but the main fun started a little late in the evening. The reception was where it was at – the guests, the vibe, the alcohol.
And, so we thought it was a typical reception expected from a Punjabi family, so obviously it was very relatable.
So, here are some things that have to happen at a party full of drunk Punjabis, otherwise it’s a fail.
It all starts simple, with grand entrances from all the guests.
Then, mingling a little bit, and pretending that you haven’t been hanging out together for the last few days. Just basically forced into having small talks and trying to escape the inevitable comments like ‘aur beta, agla nu,ber toh tumhara hai.’
Everyone is probably a couple of drinks in, so it’s the perfect time to click pictures that you can post on your Instagram account the next day.
More drinks in and everyone is ready to party!
That obviously leads to drunk selfies on Instagram stories, which you will probably regret and then delete the next morning. But posting pictures from the party is mandatory because how else the world will know that you actually have a social life?
Actaully, for all the drunk selfies, there was just one person you needed to follow and it’s Karan Johar.
When you’re so drunk you hang out with your maybe boyfriend’s ex-girlfried.
The classic hiding behind the hair selfie. (to hide how drunk you are, of course)
Not just a mess, but a hot mess.
Then you drunk-post your friend’s picture calling her a bitch.
That fancy hairstyle starts coming undone.
There comes a point that you’re so drunk, but you have to post a picture, so the captions ends up like this.
You remember those mischievous cousins that disappear in the middle of the party? At Sonam and Anand’s reception, they were Ranveer Singh and Arjun Kapoor, obviously.
The best thing to come out of that party was Arjun’s Insta live at like 3 am, and thankfully he saved it, so it’s on his profile right now.
From not realizing that both of them are live, to just drunk complimenting each other, this was honestly the most beautiful 49 seconds of the whole night.
Then being so drunk that you forget where you are, thinking you’re crashing a party thrown by your own family.
Then, how can we forget all the drunk dancing.
Just for reference, look at the difference in Shah Rukh Khan’s clothes in just a few hours.
As soon as all the alcohol kicked in, there was literally nothing that could stop everyone from setting the dance floor on fire.
It was Sonam and Anand’s big day, but there was one couple that stole their thunder – Anil Kapoor and Ranveer Singh. Actually, drunk Anil Kapoor and Ranveer Singh.
You know what’s good about weddings? It can make even old enemies come together and put aside all their differences, after a few drinks, of course.
Ahh finally!Karan ARjun are back I was all the time looking for #suneetakapoor In her favourite @anamikakhanna.in and her sister #kavitasingh who hate pictures. Wow this video is awesome #SalmanKhan and #ShahrukhKhan singing live for the lovely mom #suneetakapoor . This video is super epic man. #sonamkapoorahuja #amandahuja #sonamkishaadi
Performances, and lots of them.
Anil Kapoor doesn’t need anyone with him, he’s honestly a one man show.
#anilkapoor jhakas ðŸ˜ƒðŸ˜ƒðŸ˜ƒðŸ˜ƒðŸ˜ƒ
Remember that point in the night when all your drunk uncles get up from their drinking table in the corner to take over the dance floor, pushing all the kids away.
Salman Khan & SRK in the house ðŸ˜? . Follow ðŸ‘‰ @InstantBollywood for latest updates from Sonam’s reception. . . #instantbollywood #bollywood #sonamkapoor #sonamkishaadi #sonamkishadi #everydayphenomenal #salmankhan #srk #shahrukhkhan
That one drunk cousin who will not leave the groom alone and make sure he pukes on his own wedding night.
Wow! This video has it all, from bromance to romance. @ranveersingh @iamsrk @anandahuja @sonamkapoor Follow @FilmyKalakar ðŸ’– for exclusive updates on#sonamkishaadi ðŸŒ¼ . #SonamKiShaadi #SonamAnandReception #EverydayPhenomenal #ranveersingh #sonamkapoor #anandahuja #filmykalakar
Why is everyone asking Sonam ‘mujhse shaadi karogi?’ Did they forget it’s HER wedding recption?
The #Khans sing #MujhseShaadiKarogi along with @ranveersingh, @varundvn & @mikasingh for the #EverydayPhenomenal couple! ðŸŽ¤ Because Bhai jahaan, party waha! ðŸ•ºðŸ?»
One main takeaway from this entire thing – Everyone was absolutely sloshed, like out of their mind drunk. (and, we loved every minute of it)
The second takeaway – Anil Kapoor is the coolest dad in the entire world. (how do I get him to adopt me)