Whenever a Salman Khan movie hits the theatres, there’s one thing you can be sure about: it is going to break records. No matter what the plot of the movie is, or if it’s a sequel or not, the fan following of Bhai is going to flock down to the theatre to watch it and the movie would in turn become a blockbuster. And ‘Tiger Zinda Hai’ was no exception.
© Yash Raj Films
Why, you ask?
Firstly, because it stars Bhai. (DUH!) Secondly, and most probably, because it’s the sequel to a blockbuster ‘Ek Tha Tiger’. And thirdly because who doesn’t want to see Katrina and Salman together on screen? They sure as hell make a good-looking couple.
© Yash Raj Films
In a matter of days, the movie has managed to cross the Rs 100 crore mark and we aren’t surprised. But like they (read: we) say, do not judge a movie by its earnings.
The movie might have broken several records but Twitter users are definitely not impressed. And you know what happens when Twitter isn’t happy? They turn savage. And by savage, we mean savage AF.
Those who weren’t satisfied with the movie reviewed it in their own brutal way.
Have a look:
1. The hashtags though…
The best scene from Tiger Zinda Hain is a Maruti Suzuki Swift, flying off the ramp and Katrina trying to turn the turn the steering wheel midair. #Katrinabhabhirocks #BahutDardHuaMovieDekhke
— Ser Spank a Lot ® (@thebeardedrahip) December 23, 2017
2. He is way too honest.
honest movie review:
Salman Khan ki movies theatre me log isliye dekhne jate hain kyunki unke fans ko torrent se download karna nahi aata!#TigerZindaHai
— Beanology (@followTheGupta) December 22, 2017
3. Wait, what?
ISIS head Abu usmam falls in love with Indian Nurse it seems.. Yeh kya dikha rahe hai.. . #TigerZindaHai
— Sumit kadel (@SumitkadeI) December 22, 2017
4. But #BhaiRoxx, okay?
Bhai and Katrina rock together. Both look stunning, both can do jaw dropping action sequences and both can’t act. #BhaiRoxx #TZH
— one tip one hand_ (@OneTipOneHand_) December 23, 2017
5. Absolutely love the last line.
In #TigerZindaHai there’s a full 15 minutes chase sequence where the ISIS jihadis go after our BHAI with just ‘Laathis’ and ‘Chhura’ in their hands. Not to mention, the hilarious dialogue by Katrina about Pakistan being a peace-loving nation. Artistic Liberty ki Mother’s Eye
— My Name is Satya (@iTheSatya) December 23, 2017
6. Too much disappointment.
#TigerZindaHai is such a bad movie that even chairs in the theatre walked away from the exit door.
— Faad Dunga BC (@naalaYUCK) December 24, 2017
7. Are you one of them?
People who are planning to watch #TigerZindaHai on Christmas Eve are the kind of people you should never interact in life with.
— Iron Mann (@Humor_Donor) December 22, 2017
8. Oh well…
honest movie review:
Salman Khan ki movies theatre me log isliye dekhne jate hain kyunki unke fans ko torrent se download karna nahi aata!#TigerZindaHai
— Beanology (@followTheGupta) December 22, 2017
9. Kaafi correct spellings.
I rest my case. pic.twitter.com/OO7YsVqYTh
— Bollywood Gandu (@BollywoodGandu) December 23, 2017
10. You can’t unsee it!
Katrina dancing with 25 rescued nurses from ISIS. #TigerZindaHai pic.twitter.com/pB01v1OZiL
— TOH 2018 (@samidsiddiqi91) November 16, 2017
11. LMAO
Me- Aaj gaali nahi dunga.
Colleague- Tiger Zinda Hai dekhne chalte hain aaj.
Me- pic.twitter.com/xJRSYR21JT
— Rajesh Sahani (@_RajeshSahani_) December 23, 2017
12. One-line review.
Audience reaction after watching #TigerZindaHai pic.twitter.com/6pBzONG8gn
— Rishi Kapoor (@Chintscrap) December 22, 2017
13. Kya ho raha hai?
People while watching Tiger zinda hai: pic.twitter.com/UDMtkLXzr3
— Mojo (@Singhlicious) December 23, 2017
Now we don’t know whether or not you agree with these tweets if you have already watched it. But in case you haven’t, these tweets might just change your mind.