Dec 292016
 

If there’s one person who ruled social media this year, it was Mrs. Funny Bones. Never the one to mince words, Twinkle Khanna was at her sassy best in 2016. It’s only fair we do a round-up of the most hilarious moments from her Twitter account this year!

1. When she was way beyond optimism and pessimism because there were bigger struggles in life.

Friend:Do you see your glass as half empty or half full?
Me:Don’t know, I can’t see without my glasses..    #MiddleAgedLameJokes

— Twinkle Khanna (@mrsfunnybones) February 11, 2016

2. When she posted this 5 star review of an anti-hairfall oil by Patanjali.

She:I tried BabaRamdev’s oil for falling hair!
Me:Did it work?
She:Yes,grew hair just like him-long,thick and all over my chin #FridayFables

— Twinkle Khanna (@mrsfunnybones) February 12, 2016

3. This time she made us realize parties in 2016 were really just a flashback of childhood memories.

Going to a party these days is like going to Disneyland-You spot MickeyMouse nibbling on a cheese platter and lots of injected DonaldDucks:)

— Twinkle Khanna (@mrsfunnybones) February 21, 2016

4. When she gave zero fucks about being an ‘adarsh bhartiya nari’.

Prepping for Sunday brunch and inordinately proud of my cheese plate since that’s the only thing I can ‘ cook ‘ 🙂 pic.twitter.com/4yoqSQ3259

— Twinkle Khanna (@mrsfunnybones) February 28, 2016

5. When she figured the whole Indian political scene out and put it this simply.

Writing about politics these days is akin to penning down mythological tales- It’s all Krishan Kanhaiya and Sacred Cows !

— Twinkle Khanna (@mrsfunnybones) March 22, 2016

6. And when she put up the shortest summary of ‘Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice’.

Superman V Batman -where both throw a few lame punches and even lamer punchlines around and Lex Luthor auditions for Darr part 2 !

— Twinkle Khanna (@mrsfunnybones) April 2, 2016

SupermanVBatman-Martha says’Mere Bete aayenge Zamen ki chati phad ke Aayenge Asman ka seena cheer ke Aayenge’Err..or was that KaranArjun?

— Twinkle Khanna (@mrsfunnybones) April 3, 2016

7. She was also the first one to accept defeat against Pakistan and for a very legit reason.

Pakistan doesn’t need nuclear weapons they can just drop this purple bomb on us #TaherShah pic.twitter.com/uSo2LfDF7s

— Twinkle Khanna (@mrsfunnybones) April 9, 2016

8. When she taught us all about synonyms.

Turkish lady:No one safe ’cause Putin has his testicles all over Turkey Me:Err..You mean tentacles? She:Yes Yes!Testicle-Tentacle same thing

— Twinkle Khanna (@mrsfunnybones) April 17, 2016

9. This time she was just one of us. Just funnier.

Crossing the bridge when you come to it #AncientWisdom
Taking a selfie in the middle  #21stCenturyRituals pic.twitter.com/WxwDFky4hR

— Twinkle Khanna (@mrsfunnybones) May 2, 2016

10. This time she really didn’t have a comeback.

Me:Can I get an appointment with the Dr for my niece?
Receptionist:Age?
Me: 11
Receptionist: Male niece or female niece ? #WeAreLikeThisOnly

— Twinkle Khanna (@mrsfunnybones) May 17, 2016

11. Someone pointed out that ‘Jab Pyaar Kisi Se Hota Hai’ was trending for completing 18 years and she was as embarrassed as surprised!

Why 18? Because now the movie can legally get drunk in Sikkim and Goa ? Should have waited for 21:) https://t.co/XIY1uNOkJZ

— Twinkle Khanna (@mrsfunnybones) May 22, 2016

12. When she reminded us all that family really comes first. 

It happens only in India ! Where you can rent a bachelor along with his entire family #ChennaiTales pic.twitter.com/v3P68yvl6V

— Twinkle Khanna (@mrsfunnybones) June 9, 2016

13. Every time she got trolled by her kids to be honest.

Getting trolled by the baby about my name-‘Twinkle Twinkle If you are a little star why don’t you live in the sky’  Good grief !

— Twinkle Khanna (@mrsfunnybones) August 2, 2016

Sometimes I have a day that seems exactly out of the pages of MrsFunnybones pic.twitter.com/iTQ5i2Lj5i

— Twinkle Khanna (@mrsfunnybones) August 6, 2016

14. This time she said what everyone was thinking.

Incase the usual 53 members per family didn’t seem enough we decided to add a few more, by inventing the ubiquitous ‘Rakhi Brother’ 🙂

— Twinkle Khanna (@mrsfunnybones) August 18, 2016

15. This time she tweeted from the Moon.

Navigating through a maze of craters on the lunar surface #SundaySojourns pic.twitter.com/HkdAbBq894

— Twinkle Khanna (@mrsfunnybones) September 18, 2016

16. Someone asked why she hadn’t changed her name after getting married. And she killed him with this tweet.

A lot of people bring this up,though not as stridently as this gentleman-Khanna it will always be #MarriedNotBranded pic.twitter.com/q4JzS1bzd1

— Twinkle Khanna (@mrsfunnybones) September 20, 2016

17. This time she came up with the best solution to stop the excessive rains.

Getting the 2 frogs married in Assam to appease the rain gods seems to have worked wonders-can we now get them divorced so this rain stops?

— Twinkle Khanna (@mrsfunnybones) October 4, 2016

18. And then she took patriarchy down with just one tweet.

These days by 40 u could be on the way to your 2nd marriage so what’s the point of fasting-don’t need the men to last that long anymore:)

— Twinkle Khanna (@mrsfunnybones) October 19, 2016

19. Her take on Trump winning US Presidential Elections was on point.

‘Ignorant,sexist,racist but jeez thank God ,not a feminist!’ said the birdbrained followers as they flapped their wings for Donald Duck ..

— Twinkle Khanna (@mrsfunnybones) November 9, 2016

Donald Duck waddling to the White House doesn’t seem to be just a surreal nightmare. Misogyny plays its trump card and wins..

— Twinkle Khanna (@mrsfunnybones) November 9, 2016

20. She reclaimed her position as the coolest celebrity ever when she openly admitted that she was just as embarrassed with her Bollywood career as you and me. What a real sport!

Alarmed at the prospect of having to face the onslaught of my legendary acting skills? Nah!only behind the camera:) https://t.co/ntR0tiKtkB pic.twitter.com/VOQbhRPpb5

— Twinkle Khanna (@mrsfunnybones) December 14, 2016

21. But the best troll of the year was of course, the matrimonial column she wrote for Salman Khan! It read, Alliance Wanted For One Of India’s Oldest But Most Eligible Bachelors: Dashing, non-vegetarian, successful and muscular Khandani boy. Excellent in dance, drama and art. Girl must be pretty, slim and enjoy long drives off the beaten path. Bride must not be very talkative, as groom cannot tolerate any buck buck. Caste no bar. Contact Sultan@Bhaijaan.com

When your editor wants you to round up a convoluted year and all your brain wants to do is go HoHoHo:) https://t.co/Mo2wVCGuzc pic.twitter.com/tRW3Ckeg5H

— Twinkle Khanna (@mrsfunnybones) December 25, 2016

Of course, bhai fans were outraged. But she shut them down with her sass, like you’d expect.

To all the Bhai fans ‘Merry Christmas’  #TrollProof pic.twitter.com/jAilgq1ZfA

— Twinkle Khanna (@mrsfunnybones) December 25, 2016

Twinkle Khanna, you’re the only reason why I’d ever look back at this shitty year.

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