Everyone has that one friend who is forever single and forever desperate. Now you could be single for a while and be okay with it
but you know your friend doubles his Tinder swiping time around Valentine’s Day. Because let’s just admit; Valentine’s Day sucks when you are single. It’s just a day, of course, but when you are surrounded by red hearts and restaurant couple discounts
everywhere, it’s a leeetle hard to keep your spirits high!
BUT life also changes when you are on the other side and actually HAVE a date on Valentine’s Day. If you are not single this Valentine’s Day, and your best friend is, go wild my friend! No, we aren’t talking about your bedroom plans; we are talking of giving a little chill pill to your forever single friend. Actually, you can send this to your lonely and sad friend even if you yourself are single, like us. What better way to cheer them up than to get a good laugh at themselves, eh?
1. Duniya Haseeno Ka Mela
…But you are still single AF, bro. You ain’t Bobby Deol.
2. Kisi Disco Mein Jaaye
Oh but you are not invited.
3. Jumma Chumma De De
Nobody to give you chumma this Valentine’s Day
4. Main Toh Raste Se Ja Raha Tha
Tujhko mirchi lagi toh main kya karoon…
5. Sarkayi Lo Khatiya Ki Jada Lage
Nobody to warm your cot for you.
6. O O Jane Jaana
Bhai still virgin, looking for jane jaana.
7. Tan Tanatan Tan Tan Taara, Chalti Hai Kya Nau Se Baara
The only ‘9 se 12’ you do is getting stuck in traffic on Delhi roads.
8. What Is Mobile Number
Only telecom companies want to know your mobile number.
9. Oonchi Hai Building, Lift Teri Band Hai
Take the stairs, bro. You have to get rid of that paunch if you want her attention.
10. Bas Ek Sanam Chahiye…
Only a pillow for you tonight.
11. Dheere Dheere Se Meri Zindagi Mein Aana
Not so dheere though.
12. Tadap Tadap Ke Iss Dil Se
Bhai still saying no to rishtas.
13. Main Aur Meri Tanhai Aksar Yeh Baatein Karte Hain
Ki tum hoti toh kaisa hota… But she ain’t here and you are single.
14. Har Fikr Ko Dhuein Mein Udaaaa….ta Chala Gaya
Just doubled your cigarette ration this month, did you?